why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb
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there is a message in my cereal it says “ooooooooo”
i wonder what this could meani have just been informed that i am eating cheerios false alarm i repeat false alarm
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i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
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